Review: Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler

9781611132960_1681X2544.jpgI will tell you this: I was not expecting this book to affect me the way it did.

My reaction to Why We Broke Up is different, I think, from any other book I have ever read.

First of all, what’s it about?  The book is essentially the main character Min’s letter to her ex-boyfriend Ed, detailing all the items she is returning to him in a box and thereby explaining why they broke up.

The book was terrifically well-written.

It was so true to high school.

And I think that’s what killed me.

While reading(/listening to the audiobook), I re-lived the experience of watching one of my high school best friends lose her innocence.  It’s been nearly 15 years since then, but it all rushed back like this ugly wall of emotion.  I kept getting this sick feeling as I revisited my own heartbreaking experience of watching her get steamrollered by bastard high school boys looking for sexual pleasure.

Ed– the ex-boyfriend in this story– is an ASSHOLE.  I’m not sure if it’s easier to see that from the beginning since you know the entire time that they have broken up.  He has his moments, for sure, but mostly he’s a prick.  JUST LIKE SO MANY REAL HIGH SCHOOL BOYS.

Here’s the thing, friends:
* I am not against sex scenes in YA lit, but Min and Ed’s experiences (though not explicit at all) still made me ill.
* I am not against sad books.  I like them!  (Hello, Book Thief!  Hello, TFiOS!)

This book just suckerpunched a part of my psyche that has been asleep since high school, and it was a rude awakening.

The book is beautifully written.  The characters were great.  The premise was fascinating.  It was true to real life.

Too true to real life for this girl.

Make of that what you will.

P.S. to R– I wish I could have protected you.  I don’t think you’re sorry– but I am.

Best Sequels Ever

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10. City of Lost Souls by Cassandra Clare | Wound up tight for the final book in this series!

9. Through the Ever Night by Veronica Rossi | Oh Perry.

8. The Ask and the Answer by Patrick Ness | Reviewed this series here!

7. Anne of the Island by Lucy Montgomery | Oh Gilbert.

6. Fire by Kristin Cashore | Oh Brigan.

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5. Love, Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli | Such a difficult book for which to create a satisfying conclusions– but Spinelli pulls it off!

4. Froi of the Exiles by Melina Marchetta | After reading Finnikin of the Rock, you just can’t possibly imagine that you could grow to love Froi.  And then you read this book.

3. Prisoner of Azkaban by Jo Rowling | I love books like puzzles!  This is where the Potter books really started getting great.

2. The Piper’s Son by Melina Marchetta | It is just unbelievably satisfying to see how the Saving Francesca gang has grown and changed!

1. The Last Battle by C.S. Lewis | The best of the best!

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The Seven Deadly Sins: Book Style!

Kelley over at Another Novel Read recently posted this fun bookish survey, and I thought it was a lot of fun, so I’m doing it too!

GREED – What is your most expensive book? Your least expensive?

My most expensive book was probably This is Shyness by Leanne Hall.  Story behind that: I was fascinated by the reviews (each one said something akin to “I … don’t know … what I just … read … but I think I liked it!”) and decided to buy it– but it wasn’t available anywhere in the US!  Finally I found it through Fishpond (yay for free shipping), but I still paid more for it than I usually would.  My reaction to This is Shyness?  “I don’t know what I just read … but I liked it!”

I also bought Narnia on audio– twice.  Not cheap.

Cheapest book?  All the books I get free through my Barnes & Noble Mastercard rewards!

WRATH – Which author do you have a love-hate relationship with?

Interesting question.  I don’t know that “love-hate” is the right way to describe it, but I am delighted to say that even though I didn’t love Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater, I adored The Scorpio Races!

GLUTTONY – What book have you deliciously devoured over and over with no shame whatsoever?

The Chronicles of Narnia are my biggest intake, for sure!  But also Jellicoe Road and Saving Francesca by Melina Marchetta.

SLOTH  book have you neglected to read due to laziness?

Code Name Verity.  I am not generally the biggest fan of historical fiction, so I keep pushing this one off to the side, in spite of one hundred billion rave reviews.

PRIDE – What book do you most talk about in order to sound like a very intellectual reader?

Probably East of Eden by John Steinbeck– but, truthfully, there is a lot of meat there to chew!

LUST – What attributes do you find most attractive in male or female characters?

Sense of humor (Augustus Waters), protectiveness (Jonah Griggs), intelligence (Will Trombal), passion (Joe Fontaine)

ENVY – What books would you most like to receive as a gift?

ALL THE BOOKS.  😉  It’s fun when I mention a book in passing to someone and they remember it and purchase it for me.  Means a lot.  The last person to do that was Des’s husband Matt.  It was super special that he bought me a stack of books I had talked about in the office (we work together).

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Review: The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater

scorpioLook at that cover, would you?  It has a horse on it.  And the word Races.  Those are two reasons why it’s taken me so freakin’ long to read The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater.

My friends, I was wrong– so very wrong— to have waited.

The Scorpio Races was absolutely incredible.

Even now, as I write a little summary, it doesn’t sound like something I would enjoy: a boy/man named Sean (he seems so much older than 19!) and a girl named Puck plan to participate in the Scorpio Races, a brutal race each November in which people die because of the bloodthirsty capaill uisce (mythical water horses) that are involved.

Horses.  Racing.  Bloodthirsty mythical beasts.

And yet, this book was SEXY.  

It reminded me all over again of why I had such a giant crush on Jim Craig from The Man from Snowy River.  Competency is so hot.

I had thought, going into the book, that the Scorpio Races would be this prolonged adventure (like the Hunger Games, I guess [though I haven’t read those]), but the race only covers a small spread of chapters.  So I think that made me feel like the beginning was slow.  But once I realized that I’d misjudged the premise, I fell in love with this book.

The writing is INCREDIBLE, and there is this dark savagery to the story.  The characters are layered and don’t fall into stereotypes.  The scenes are beautiful and intense.  The story is laced with religion and myths and lots and lots of blood.  The story is, as I said, sexy but in a beautiful, sensual way (not in a dirty or erotic way).  It’s hard to explain.  You’ll understand when you read it.

Because you WILL read it.  I require that you read it. 🙂

This book feels important to me and the next story I want to tell, just in the same way that The Fault in Our Stars was of critical import to Truest.  I want to go back and re-read so much of this book, and I just finished it.

P.S. Sean Kendrick is totally my new literary boyfriend.  He has one foot on the land and one in the sea.

“Sean reaches out between us and takes my wrist. He presses his thumb on my pulse. My heartbeat trips and surges against his skin. I’m pinned by his touch, a sort of fearful magic. We stand and stand, and I wait for my pulse against his finger to slow, but it doesn’t. Finally, he releases my wrist and says, ‘I’ll see you on the cliffs tomorrow.'”

“Sean, as always, gets by on one word while everyone else needs five or six.” 

“Sean does that slow sweep of his eyes that he does, the one that goes from my head to my toes and back again and makes me feel that he’s scanning the depths of my soul and teasing out my motivations and sins. It’s worse than confession with Father Mooneyham.”

Review: When We Were on Fire by Addie Zierman

when-we-were-on-fire-682x1024Today’s book review is a very, very special one because it’s a review of the upcoming book of Addie Zierman, one of my friends and a member of my local writing group.  She had, however, written her memoir before she joined our group, so while I see drafts of her newer projects, I actually had not yet read much of When We Were on Fire.

At our last writing group meeting, Addie said, “I have an extra ARC [advance reader copy] here in my purse, if anyone wants it.”

I called dibbs before anyone else had even processed her sentence.  (Too bad that’s not an athletic event.  I could gold medal in Calling Dibbs.)

I tore through her book, friends, and you will too.

When We Were on Fire is Addie’s story of growing up in and embracing an all-consuming evangelical culture that was sometimes abuse masked as spiritual fervor.  It’s a story about becoming disillusioned with the evangelical church, swimming(/sinking) in the darkness of depression, and then clawing her way back into the light.

For those of us whose histories are full of high school mission trips, WWJD bracelets, and Christian rock, Addie’s memoir is like listening to someone else tell our own stories.

But better.

Addie is terrifically honest and vulnerable, and her writing is deep, moving, and lyrical.  I kept texting her as I read, pulling out sentences that hit my heart like truth.

Simply put, this is a must-read for those of us in the evangelical community.  It comes out October 15th, one month from today, and you can pre-order it from these places:

Read the Prologue and First Chapter HERE.

Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta

jellicoeI just recently re-read Jellicoe Road for the trillionth time, and you need to read it too.  For the last couple of years, this has taken the spot of my #1 most suggested book.  I can’t recommend it highly enough.

Jellicoe Road is a hard book to summarize, but let me give it my best shot:

There’s a territory war happening between the boarders (at the Jellicoe boarding school), the townies (from Jellicoe/Jellicoe High School), and the cadets (the military academy students who are camping on the boarding school property for the next six weeks).  While the three “factions” negotiate, Taylor Markham– the leader of the boarders– is trying to work out where Hannah, the woman in charge of her boarding school house, has disappeared to, using Hannah’s disorganized manuscript for clues.  The manuscript tells the story of five teens– three boarders, a townie, and a cadet– and Taylor is starting to wonder just how much of the manuscript is fiction.

There.  I know, I know: my description probably doesn’t make you want to run out and read it, so you’re just going to have to trust me.  Let me lay out my reasons why you should read this book:

1) The characters.

Taylor, the vulnerable leader of a boarding school community; Jonah, the cadet with whom she has strange history; Chaz, the townie enemy with a soul; and Raffaela, who sustains them all with her strong beliefs.  Not to mention Ben, the violinist; the Mullet Brothers; Anson Choi; Jessa and Chloe P.; and Richard, who wants to stage a coup.  (And beyond that … the five fascinating teens in Hannah’s unfinished manuscript!)

2) The dialogue.

Melina Marchetta is a master of teenage dialogue.  It’s so funny and spot-on and meaningful and good.

jellicoe23) The masterful writing.

A couple, non-spoilery quotes for you:

‘Guess what?’ Fitz said.
‘I don’t know,’ Jude said. ‘What? Narnie smiled?’ He glanced at her for the first time.
‘When you guys see a Narnie smile, it’s like a revalation,’ Webb said, gathering her towards him.
Jude stopped in front of her and, with both hands cupping her face, tried to make a smile. Narnie flinched.
‘Leave her alone,’ Tate said.
‘I need a revelation,’ Jude said. ‘And you’re the only one that can give me one, Narns.’ 

What kind of freak is this kid who’s giggling hysterically with the girls in the neighbouring beds, each with a crush on the other for being the same age when the rest of the world seems so old?

For reasons he couldn’t understand a sadness came over him and it was then he saw the girl standing on the other side of the dirt road, her eyes pools of absolute sorrow, her light brown hair glowing in the splinters of sunlight that forced their way through the trees.

jellicoe34) The mystery & the way it all fits together like a puzzle.

This book is a bit like a jigsaw puzzle, so at first you won’t understand just how everything fits together.  But it does.  Oh, how it does.  In fact, after you read it once, you might do what my sister did, and immediately re-read it to catch everything you missed the first time.

5) Did I mention it’s funny too?  

There are parts that will make you want to laugh aloud!

So, all in all, Jellicoe Road is deep, funny, sad, poignant, fascinating, original, and well-written.

What are you waiting for?

Recent DNFs

DNF = Did Not Finish.

I’ve always believed that there are too many GREAT books out there to waste time with the ones that don’t capture me.  That said, I don’t want to be too negative about the following books, because I’m sure that some people will love them!

The Program by Suzanne Young | Had to cash this one in after the first few chapters.  Did not dig the writing. Or premise. Or characters.
In Honor by Jessi Kirby | Read about half of this and then skimmed the rest. Never really felt connected to the characters or understood why they liked each other, except for physical attraction.  After Will Trombal, Jonah Griggs, and Augustus Waters, my expectations are quite high.

I guess, more than anything, I want you readers to know that I have been reading (or trying to!) even if I haven’t posted many reviews lately!

I am also reading Between Shades of Gray by Ruta Sepetys, which is wonderful so far!  Later today, I will be starting, The Beginning of Everything by Robyn Schneider, for which I am pumped.

Cheerio!  What are you currently reading?  Do you feel compelled to finish a book you don’t love?

Most Memorable Secondary Characters

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Jape Waltzer of Peace Like a River by Leif Enger | Most memorable?  Yes.  For being absolutely terrifying– the wolf to Davy’s squirrel.  I still can’t decide how I would answer his questions.

Severus Snape of Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling | For the ambiguous role he plays throughout seven epic books, and especially for all his secrets.

Ben Cassidy of Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta | At only 5’4″ this violinist sure has some guts.  Not to mention he is freakin’ hilarious.  I love that he is willing to go head-to-head with Jonah Griggs, even though Griggs is a tank.

Raffaela of Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta | “I can’t wait to tell him one day,” she says with a giggle. “‘Hey, Chaz, guess what? We knew where your precious car was all the time.’ I’d like to take a photo of his face. What do you think?” …

… “I reckon I’d smile really nicely in the photo,” Santangelo says behind me, yanking me out of the way, “knowing that you’ll be keeping it under your pillow for the rest of your life.” Gosh, I love the tension and hormones those two bring to the book.  | Chaz Santangelo of Jellicoe Road by Melina Marchetta (noticing a trend here?) 

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Thomas Mackee of Saving Francesca by Melina Marchetta (what can I say?  She creates amazing characters!) | A bit of a tool in that first book, I think Thomas needs saving, just like the rest of them.  And then in The Piper’s Son … oh Tom.

Jimmy Hailer of Saving Francesca by Melina Marchetta (last one, seriously) | I can’t get enough of Jimmy, the sort of stoner, intimidating, hilarious, mom-friendly, pushy mess-up.

Neville Longbottom of Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling | What character transformation!  Zero to hero.

Mr. Tumnus of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis | Tumnus appears in three of the Narnia books, and he will always have a special place in my heart as Lucy’s first Narnian friend.

Max Vandenberg of The Book Thief by Markus Zusak | Is it fair to call Max a secondary character?  (He’s probably my favorite character of the whole marvelous book.)  I want a Jewish fist-fighter/writer friend.

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This post is a re-mix of one that originally appeared in March 2013.

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Picture credit from deviantArt:
Mr. Tumnus by MedicineDoll
Max by ElakuDark